altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

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Favorite Characters - Margaret Tate

"If you touch my ass one more time, I will cut your balls off in your sleep. Okay? "

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stormikitten:

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

just like “a pleasure to have in class” fuq yah i am

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There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes

jonnycocksville:

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"I meant go, not scat."

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just-for-grins:

If you’re having a bad day here are a few baby animal pictures which surely should cheer you up!  :D

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Not his string of lovers in the Capitol.

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